Time for the Olsen diet

I'm not sure about the rest of your but when I work weird hours, long hours, have a hectic schedule, etc., I begin to make really bad eating choices. For example, i worked for about 15 hours on Monday and here is everything that I ate:

McDonalds sausage biscuit (sans sausage), hashbrown patty, coffee, OJ
starbucks mocha macchiato, cranberry granola tart
taco bell
box of mac and cheese, 8 fake chicken nuggets, large piece of olive bread

That's sad and disgusting.

I really need to get this under control, especially considering I have no extra time to exercise anymore.

Whenever I am pondering if I should get a pastry with my americano in the morning I need to ask myself, "What would Mary kate do?" And then I shall run in the other direction. Far, far away from any type of sustenance.

Dr. Phil I Shall Kill You

I am a masochist for sure. Sometimes I watch Dr. Phil for no apparent reason, although I hate that man. My mom used to say that "hate" is a strong word and that you shouldn't hate anyone. Well, moms likes Big Phil and I hate him.

I do respect the man though. He is a shrewd businessman. He gives people common sense advice and they eat that shit up and buy his books. I mean, the man has a weight loss program, and he's a big guy! Damn, that's brilliant.

Today they had this insane, controlling husband and his wife on. I wanted to punch them both. He was an ass and she put up with it for 7 years and wanted to keep it going. He had a list of 75 things that all good stay-at-home-moms should do. These are all in addition to taking care of their 2 kids. Let me tell you folks something. I have to sometimes hold Jack on my lap while I pee just so he won't get into trouble while I can't reach him. That may be TMI but it's the truth.

Some other chick wrote in on how she needed wife training because she hates to clean, cook, do laundry, etc. WTF????!!!!!

I'm fucking appalled.

Sorry Kevin

Although Jack can already say a handful of little words, he just said his first big word. It's "baboon." He said it last night when Collin was reading him this book that has monkeys in it. He was just sitting there and then he said it. Now we keep making him say it.

I'm still working on "Dolak" though.

gayer than gay

for some unknown reason I am watching men's figure skating for the olympics right now. The channel was on nbc when I turned my tv on and i never bothered to change it. honestly, watching men's figure skating is gayer than gay sex. I feel gay just watching it.

Asian Persuasian

So we are only 2 hours from Canada (or Canadia as Kara used to call it) and we get an assload of them in our store all of the time. Because apparently there are no places in Canada that sell clothes so they feel the need to cross the border to get discount eddie bauer turtleneck sweaters. I've come to a few conclusions: B.C. is filled with pot smoking homosexuals and the cheapest asians EVER!!!

Every single day I confront a "Canasian" who has just spent $100 in gas to get down here who refuses to buy a tshirt because it's $20 dollars and they thought it should be $15. They always misread our sales signs, or just don't pay attention, and they try to get these cragy deals on everything. They try to bargain with you like it's a freakin' flea market.

GRRRRRR.

I'm so fed up with cheap Canadians. But I love the gay men that come down because they are so nice and they never try to haggle a deal. Speaking of hot men, the most gorgeous Swedish man came in the other day and I got to help him pick out underwear. That mental picture should hold me over for a few weeks. He also told me that he knows this CK model who's pic is hanging in the back of the store: