In the year 2000.....

I was just thinking about blogs and blogging and something occurred to me:

In the future when the spacemen come and make us their pets (please reference the Porno for Pyros album to see where I got this notion), and they try to figure us out, they will look at our blogs and emails. Here's what I have surmised.

They are going to think that we are nuts, and maybe we are. They will think that all we care about is sex and music and completely odd, random bullshit. They will wonder how we were able to rule ourselves for so long. How we ever learned to eat with utensils and tie our shoes. They will be so mentally advanced that even the smartest of us (Leah and Kevin, stop thinking about yourselves, Ann-stop staring at the squirrel) will seem like an audience member on the Blue Collar Comedy Tour.

So, to Zothar---I hope you enjoy reading about my trivial and boring life. And "nanoo nanoo."