The Inner Workings of a Tortured Mind
It's quite disturbing that I have to do this, but I feel that it is imperative to address this frightful situation. So I'm going to break up Steph's comment back to me and try to figure out some things along the way.
Okay,
All I did was back up Ryan's statement. That the people who play the Doodlebops are nice and caring. Unlike me, you don't know ANYTHING about how they are outside of the show...so don't act like you do. Seriously.
First and foremost, Ryan is actually a good friend of mine and therefore is allowed to say anything he wants to me. He is not some 18 year old who trolls the web looking for every rant and musing about children's tv shows. True, unlike you I don't know ANYTHING about how they are outside of the show; and I would really like to keep it that way. I actually have a job and pressing priorities in my life (not to mention good taste) that would prevent me from wasting hundreds of dollars trekking my ass to Canada to actually meet these people. I don't care if they are the most caring bastards on the planet or if they gang bang each other after each taping, I DON'T LIKE THEIR SHOW!!! I am allowed to have my opinion on this matter.
And to judge me just because of my website and age? That's pathetic. You don't know me. I devote my life to the Doodlebops? That's where you are wrong bud....but i DO take pride in any work I do, Doodlebops or not. I've run many other websites in the past.
Yeah, it's terrible of me to judge people who I've never met, I know this. But guess what...that's just how it is. My friends and I are pretty much of the like mind that if you like something enough to devote an entire website to it, and it's totally lame, by default you are lame too. Even more, if you can't make fun of yourself I feel sorry for you. As for the other websites you've made, i shudder to imagine their subject matter.
Why my blog is stuff about me and the doodlebops? because i hardly write in it. maybe you should check out my myspace: www.myspace.com/raspberrykisses I use that wayyyyyy more. You can see I actually have a life.
Now that I thank about it, I feel honored that you actually took the time to write a whole blog about me and my site. I'm sure to get way more hits now. Thanks!
-- Steph*
www.deedeerooneymoe.net
I did go to your myspace profile to gander at the other unimaginable horrors I would find there, but it is set to private. I'm sure that the millions of 9 year olds who read my blog have now gone to your site, and maybe some of my friends too (namely the ones who are pedophiles)because I've mentioned your site on my blog.
posted by Erika at 10:02 AM
11 Comments:
I WOULD NOT talk about stephanie like that. You wanna see something creepy? Go to All-Together-Now.net you will find it a site where 40 year olds are! There is a 46 year old woman who co-owns the site, along with a 19 year old. Plus many other middle aged fans.
I wouldnt talk about people like that. So what if someone likes something not their age. Im sure everyone does. You shouldnt be going around insulting people like that. You don't even know them.
HOWEVER it IS creepy your posting pictures of stephanie on your blog and writing about her. Now...come on...im sure you have something better to do that find pictures of her. Thats a little weird dude.
11:29 AM
OK, Erika, I'm sorry that I made a generalization about children's performers because I know Steve Burns and he's cool.
I think the Doodlebops are probably strung out douchebags. And that anyone who idolizes strung out douchebags is something much worse indeed.
I miss you, chica, and if the Doodlebop Brigade happens to try and get atcha, give me a holler and I'll be there in a jiff.
12:18 PM
ok now im imagining an angry gang of doodlebobs attacking erika. it's like when the stay-puff marshmellow man gets all psised off in ghostbusters and the image wont leave my brain and i will probably have to cut myself as a distraction.
ok now that ive shared that mental image, erika, im mad at you for posting about this. i was doing pretty well not ever knowing what these terrifying dinglebobs are, and now i do. what the hell.
2:13 PM
to ryan: steve is megacool, i agree. i'm sure he would agree with all of us on this whole mess. I'm glad you got my back homie. I'm sending you some west coast love.
to Kevin: I'm so sorry that I turned you into a cutter and I'm sorry that you will have to drink more profusely this weekend to get that image out of your mind. I will make it up to you somehow
To Mrs. Depp: Are you married to Johnny? Yeah, didn't think so. For starters the beauty of the internet is that it allows people who don't know each other and never will, to say horrible things about each other. Second, smary pants, I did not search the internet for a picture of her. It's her freakin myspace picture and she invited me to check it out. And as a matter of fact, i am creepy, hence the title of my blog. Are you a mensa member or something?
2:37 PM
Now its my turn:
First and foremost, Ryan is actually a good friend of mine and therefore is allowed to say anything he wants to me. He is not some 18 year old who trolls the web looking for every rant and musing about children's tv shows. True, unlike you I don't know ANYTHING about how they are outside of the show; and I would really like to keep it that way. I actually have a job and pressing priorities in my life (not to mention good taste) that would prevent me from wasting hundreds of dollars trekking my ass to Canada to actually meet these people. I don't care if they are the most caring bastards on the planet or if they gang bang each other after each taping, I DON'T LIKE THEIR SHOW!!! I am allowed to have my opinion on this matter.
Do I care if Ryan is a good friend of yours? The matter of the fact is, he made a statement, I backed it up with a fact. You are blowing this whole thing way out of hand. I'm sure they wouldn't want to know anything about you as well, so yes, we should keep it that way. You just don't see it. I'm not pissed off because you don't like their show...everyone is intitled to their own opinion...but you have took it to the next level, bashing me.
Yeah, it's terrible of me to judge people who I've never met, I know this. But guess what...that's just how it is. My friends and I are pretty much of the like mind that if you like something enough to devote an entire website to it, and it's totally lame, by default you are lame too. Even more, if you can't make fun of yourself I feel sorry for you. As for the other websites you've made, i shudder to imagine their subject matter.
I hate people like you. Who judge someone who they haven't even met. Trust me, I'm not lame and i CAN make fun of myself...but NOT when someone is bashing me.
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I must agree, Mrs depp is right. If you want to have some fun bashing people, check out www.all-together-now.net...now those people ARE obsessed and scary. You would have a field day im sure.
3:32 PM
yeah im married to Johnny. *rolls eyes* its a joke, obviously one you cant take. And dont bring my name into play because you cant think of a good comeback.
Have you even checked out alltogethernow yet? I'd like you to take a second glance before you talk about how obsessed and weird Stephanie is. I'll say it again...40 year olds!
I could care less if you guys hated the doodlebops and wanted to trash them. Its when you start trashing innocent people because they like something not their age and made a website for it. Just because you think the Doodlebops are creepy, doesnt mean you have to trash someone who likes it. Thats mean, and im sure you better than that.
3:51 PM
btw, still weird your posting her pictures. Ok, so you are creepy, i guess i could bring the word Internet Predator into play?
3:53 PM
WOW...all I know is that this Stephanie creature shares a make-up person with these "Doodlebops", and Tammy-Faye Baker of course.
PS - Mrs. Depp.....Can you please send me a picture of you so that I can use photoshop to make it look like you have a thousand cocks coming out of your mouth??I'd really appreciate that, because I AM an internet stalker. Unless of course, you have a REAL picture like that, which I think you may.
4:38 PM
OK. I doubt I get the last word in here. But people: please stop the fighting. This reminds me of when my mom and dad would fight...and then I'd cut myself and listen to Tori Amos. Please stop or I will be forced to forward GAWKER.COM this whole exchange and expose you all. Yes, expose. Love, Bland
4:48 PM
Your talking about Stephanie not being mature because she is intrestead in the Doodlebops. Stephanie is one of the most mature person I know! YOU ARE IMATURE for insulting her, putting up pictures of her and harrasing her! The only person your really embarresing is yourself!
3:18 PM
I'm sorry, I have to get some input here now. One, if you like the Doodlebobs or try to defend those who do, have your spelling/grammar stopped developing at a first or second grade level? seriously, it's called spell check, people, and it's for those who don't possess the naturally developed grammatical/spelling skills of adults.
now some points to follow for the crazy doodleboppers (and i'd say cruisazy...because damn, people are you scientologists? you are approaching tom cruise levels of insanity):
stephanie, please remove the name ryan from your vocabulary. if you and erika have a beef, that's one thing, but i don't feel comfortable with you name dropping me in the least...heebie jeebies crawling everywhere at the thought.
mrs. depp...me thinks you and stephanie keep trying to get people to go to all-together-now.net to draw attention from the fact that you have a major problem with freaky ass children show hosts. for the love of all that is holy, no one except the age appropriate children should watch/enjoy these shows, or at least, talk about it.
and yo fucking momma, i have a sinking feeling that you're either stephanie or mrs. depp, either way...way to go from children's tv show host lover to possessor of a foul-mouthed screenname.
good work.
and rose, i'm just sorry. no explication or explanation needed on that one. and i think you'd agree--if you thought about it.
and just one last thing, i've known erika for ages, and she's right...our friends do make fun of people. life is deadly serious enough every day, and most of our friends, people we know, or ourselves have been in categories/groups that have been outside of societal norms. and life is ridiculous...people are ridiculous, and the one thing that should/can hold us together is the ability to laugh at ourselves.
get a sense of humor, or perish. your choice.
props to ms. erika and to pete and to my girl, bland....may the doodlebops be cancelled as soon as this missive is sent off.
8:59 PM
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