Dear Fat Ass, "Get that Twinkie out of your chubby hand." -love, Jesus

I saw a thing on the news earlier today about Christian-based weight loss programs. All these people kept saying that they replaced their desire for overeating with their desire to live like Jesus, blah, blah, blah.

I think this is a good thing. It's obviously getting people healthier and that makes God happy and when God is happy the heat wave will go away. It's hot because people are sinful and god is P.O.'d.