The other drooling man in her life

So unless you've been living under a rock you know that Titney and K.Fed had their baby. Interestingly her new fragance, Fantasy, is launching this week too. Coincidence? I think not.

I think that Britney Spears is actual a robot that has been designed by the religious right and here's how I got to this theory.

The religious right hate women, we all know this. So they create britney and they make her cute and innocent at first. They get preteen girls hooked on her. This way they forget about important things in life like being smart and independent, and instead they focus on lip gloss and low cut jeans. This way they will grow up thinking that it's cool to be ditzy and cute and that all you need is a man on your arm and a toothy smile on your face to make you happy. But their plan was two-fold.

The other part is that after these girls were hooked they would change Britney as her and her fans got older. They turned her slutty. Now slutty Britney would get these teenage girls to be slutty too. The parents of said "slutty teens" get mad at the media and start complaining. Thus, religious right gets to slip in their crappy christian programming.

But, just like in every sci fi movie, the robot went bad. She got TOO slutty, they couldn't wrangle her in. Then she met K. Fed and the rest is history.

So suck it up people. Sean Preston Spears Federline is here, he's queer, get used to it.

p.s. Please buy Fantasy, we all know that they must be hard up for money, they look filthy.