Evaporation Nation

We all know by now that Lindsay Lohan is too skinny and should be force-fed nachos until her ta-tas reappear on her chest. But there's a new waif on the block...the Duffster.

Last night I was watching the Tonight Show and Hilary Duff was the musical guest.(As long as you don't have a Mac you can see video of it on the Tonight Show's website.) She's part of this idiotic Toyota summer series of concerts and they are scheduling the worst music ever. For example, Avril Lavigne performed on Friday and Ashley "Milli Vanilli" Simpson will perform tonight.

Apparently Hilary Duff is now a coke head or something because I think my dog weighs more than she does. She's also now sporting very short, black hair. She was wearning these 4 inch heels too. It was bizarre. The most disturbing part was that her upper thighs don't touch anymore. I'm not exaggerating when I say this either. You could've hidden a small immigrant family between them , there was so much room.

Not that I liked Hilary Duff before, but she used to wear T-shirts and converse. She performed at the Republican National Convention for god's sakes. Who is allowing this very young girl to starve herself like this? And who is allowing her to still make movies and albums? This must be one of the signs of the apocalypse.