Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar...

...bartender asks, "Why the long face?"



I was at the mall today and as I was walking through Macy's to get to my car and saw this enormous poster of Sarah Jessica Parker. I was kind of startled so I stopped for a moment to figure out why it was there.

Turns out she has her own fragrance now--Lovely.

I was curious so I tried it, and unfortunately I really liked it. I say "unfortunately" because I hate her. I like Sex and the City, and Girls Just Want to Have Fun ("Sorry, I don't have anything smaller than a 50") but I really can't stand SJP.

But I really want the perfume, and I don't want her to have my money. What's a girl to do?