belly ache

uggghhh...I have a horrible stomach ache. I ate like a 12 year old boy today. Here's the rundown:

Pancakes
2 double shot, black americanos
1 slice pizza
2 small bags of chips
chai frosted top pot donut
some ginger snaps

I want to throw up right now. Collin is making me a salad so I can get something healthy in my body and I need to flush out my system. My body really reacts when I fill it with crap. How do obese people eat like this all the time???

I need to detox or something. Get a colonic, drink a shitload of green tea, something.