Going Postal
I'm in a quest to find a full time job right now. I need something that will pay a lot because
a) I'm a greedy, consuming whore and
b) daycare is cragy expensive so my pay has to justify me working and putting Jack into a daycare around here
But I think I've found the solution: our glorious United States Postal Service. I wish I could say that it was the band that I was joining but I guess I'd have to be able to sing or play an instrument for that. All I have to do is take a test (and they send me a study guide beforehand) and then I go in for an interview. How could they not hire me???
I have excellent people skills, an impeccable sense of direction (if they need to to be a carrier) and my rack would look hot in one of those navy blue postal sweaters (tee hee). Seriously though, I love their uniforms. I've actually been tempted to ask people in the post office if non-postal employees can buy that stuff anywhere.
Here's the best part. They pay you $18/hour for simply passing the test and having a high school diploma. You can earn up to $50/hour if you score higher on the test and have a college degree.
I may get chased by dogs or have to deal with moronic customers but when I'm chillin' in my hot tub that's filled with champagne it will be so worth it.
posted by Erika at 8:35 PM
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8:48 PM
OMG, that last comment took the cake as far as those spam comments go...geez louise!
btw, good luck with your search for a job (at the post office)!
11:51 PM
Before George became a sailor he was in the postal service! *laughing* The uniform is hilarious but I think you'd like it and you'd get a huge increase in pay plus tonnes of overtime if you wanted it...*laugh* And imagine the things you would see and deliver, "Hi Mrs. Smith, here is your super duper vibrator that also cleans your toilet, have a great day!" *smiles* I can't wait to read the next blog!
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