Me, Collin and Chris are starting a band. It is either going to be called Fleets to Norway or Pussy Control. I am learning to play bass. So far I know how to play God Save the Queen by the Sex Pistols and Dramamine by Modest Mouse. It's actually not that hard, I just have to practice more and get used to it. Collin plays guitar and Chris play drums.

I told them that as the only female in the band I would get hot. I said I would become as hot as the 3 hot Donnas. The bass player doesn't count. So yesterday I ate about a fourth of what I usually do. I might exercise today as well. I know people usually start transformations at the beginning of the week but for some reason I decided to start right in the middle. This made some of my coworkers skeptical as to how long I would last but day 1 went well and I'm feeling confident about it. So when my band is good enough, expect to see us at a bar near you.